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Regarding "US
Military Plane Fires on NJ School"...
This stupid guy needs to be in jail! How about in the electric chair
for being such an idiot? How the heck does an idiot like that get to
pilot an F-16 to begin with? -Mark
[And if he keeps up the good work he could
become President some day.]
"No child left..." Liberals don't support family values
and are pro-death. Your point? -Jerry, Sacramento, Ca
[Damn... You make me sound so... so...
evil. I didn't even know that I don't support family values and that
I am pro-death. This comes as somewhat of a shock to learn these things
about myself. I'll try to model myself more after my conservative following
and believe that killing is ok only AFTER the cord is cut; that would
make me more Christian and God-fearing, right? BTW, since when is firing
on NJ school children a moral value?]
Let that be a warning to all you libs. You are no longer safe. Next
time they will not miss! -Johnny
[Stiffen your wrist when you say that.
Anyway, are you suggesting that it's only us pesky liberals that attend
middle school?]
Was that G.W's way of letting our babies begin to understand how his
"Plans for a better America" will start to be? Bomb the schools
here and that will get these helions in line! Why would they send a
plane up over our country with live ammo? I guess this is our better
America...LOL!! -Tricia
[Well, we do need to get those rebellious
blue states back in line.]
Regarding
"Newborn Twins Named Yasser and Arafat"...
Some folks just should not reproduce. -Bama Honey
[Odd... I opened your email and thought
the very same thing.]
General comments...
Fogie, do you have a brother that is like you and available? You are
just the kind of man I want but since Mrs. Fogie got to you first, I
thought I'd try the next best thing. -Kaitlin
[Sorry, Kaitlin, no available brothers.
BUT, I do have an available sister if you happen to go that way.]
I have to say thank you Fogie, and all the crew, I work nights and
when I come home at 7 am and read the Follies its makes me laugh till
I cry. it makes for a good end to my night/and or morning. I know the
neighbors think I'm nuts, and maybe I am, after all, I'm A CANADIAN.
-Darlene
[Don't worry, Darlene, proof that insanity
and being Canadian are linked is purely circumstantial at this point.]
Women's breasts were declared a non-sexual object by the state legislature,
and women are therefore allowed to go topless in public anywhere in
NY state. -Gina
[Of course! Who would possibly get aroused
by women's' breasteses?]
I need an answer to a question I've been asking about for years. Why
do straight men think it's so disgusting to see gay males kissing...
but they would break their necks to watch 2 women kissing? -Lynn
[If you don't know, I can't explain it.]
Hey Fogie, just like the network "news", you are completely
biased. You and the liberal media slant things the way you want to.
I listen to NPR all the time and it is amazing that whenever John Kerry
speaks they replay almost the whole speech. But, I have yet to hear
more than a full sentence of one of Bush's speeches. Anyway, that's
just my opinion. -Lori
[No, I'm sure they play Bush's speeches
in full... it's just hard to get him to use complete sentences.]
What I find odd is how many people fire off violent verbal assaults
at you for voicing your own opinion in your own newsletter. I didn't
subscribe because I thought you were morally or politically aligned
to my beliefs; I subscribed because you compile a funny collection of
strange and idiotic anecdotes that make me gasp and laugh. That's what
I look for in my inbox. Keep up the good work! -Stephanie
[Thank you, Steph. While the laugh part
doesn't surprise me, it's been a while since I made a woman gasp.]
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