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Regarding
"Firefighters Suspended for Sex on Duty"...
Its not really such a big deal as long as everyone was ok with
it... People have such a hang up about these things... it's
really pathetic. -Cathy
[Yeah... Management has such an
unreasonable hang-up about paying people for things other than
work.]
The Chief said H-O-S-E... "Get the HOSE"... You can
understand the confusion... -Squatmoe
[You must watch a lot of Beavis
N Butthead.]
I thought firemen were gay??? -Lou, Harisburg, PA
[Only in those pornos you've been
watching.]
Being that it's California, you would think the men would be
having sex with each other. -Johnny
[Yeah, cause we know that all
30 million people in California are gay.]
What's up with women these days? Do they really enjoy this
kind of behavior? Did they have to pay her? And do guys really
want to do this kind of thing in front of other guys. I don't
want to be in a room of naked men having sex, that seems pretty
gay even if I'm not doing anything with the guys. Doesn't anyone
have any sense of privacy or modesty anymore? The world seems
to be getting really really sick these days. I don't get it.
Its confusing and strange. -Jack
[I agree. Maybe we should find
three women who would like to do the same with me, just in the
interest of restoring balance to our world.]
What's the name of that governor again? Oh, yes. The Gropenegger.
I guess the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree. -Joel, Ann
Arbor, MI
[Or in this case, the fire house
isn't far from the Governor's mansion.]
Is she at least hot??? C'mon, Fogie... I know you can get a
pic of her... DONT HOLD OUT ON US!! -Ike, Miami, FL
[And this matters why? I mean,
come on, we're guys. We are not known to be terribly picky when
it comes to sex. 'Hot' is more of an option than a requirement.
A nice option, don't get me wrong, but it's rarely a deal breaker.
Been to Walmart lately? There's some seriously ugly women in
there walking around with kids. And you know that they've been
ugly their whole life. Obviously somebody didn't care.]
Regarding
"Woman Accused of Giving Sherry Enema"...
So what, Sherry got an enema. Why is this big news? Sherry
gets enemas all the time. -Tom, Valrico, Fl
[They never told who Sherry was
or why she needed an enema. Those lousy reporters! They can
blow it out their, uhm, never mind.]
He was gonna die anyway, oh well... I mean she just helped
him along, get over it. -Willa
[That's what I love about you
readers -- Your compassion is overwhelming.]
This is actually really sad if you think about it. This gal
really must have really loved her man. I thought mine was awesome
for squeezing my back pimples. This guy had her sticking things
in his pooper to get him high. That's love. Except she killed
him. Which is sad. -Mandy, Austin, TX
[Thanks for sharing... Sounds
like a freakin' Kodak moment.]
As Franki Valli & the 4 Seasons sang...
Sherry Enema (Sherry Enema)
Sherry can you come out tonight
(Come, come, come out tonight)
You better ask your Mama (Sherry Enema)
Tell her everything is alright
(Why don't you come out) With your red dress on
(Come out) Mmm you look so fine
(Comeout) Move it nice and easy
Girl, you make me lose my life
-Ira, Tampa Bay Area
[Now THAT'S funny!!!]
OH CRAP!!! -Shmoeken
[You guys are in rare form today.]
Who wanted to know this?!? Some stories are just not newsworthy.
This is definitely one of them. Tops the list of things I didn't
care to know! -Webfem
[So, you want to tell them where
to shove it?]
Now that is True Love! There is no one in the world I would
do that for! Except maybe you, Fogie. -Joanne
[I think we're both safe on this
one.]
General
comments...
That piece about the American hostage was classic; I laughed
until I cried. Keep up the good work! -Ralf
[That's called bi-polar disorder.
You can (and should) get drugs for that. Take a lot of them.]
please remove me from your e-mail list, the morons who write
this material have to rely on rudeness and profanity to make
up for their lack of intelligent innuendos and i really hate
to waste my time on this idiots. i could go down to the homeless
shelter in backwoods alabama and hear a more intelligent comment.
-Ron
[You'll excuse me if I don't share
your appetite for the companionship and conversation of retarded
Alabamans. The unsubscribe link is at the bottom of the email
I send you... have one the Alabamans explain it to you.]
Hey there! I'd like to you thank you for giving an awesome
column. I think the fact that you can insult people without
swearing, most of the time, is commendable, and more people
should try it. Cheers. -Gord
[And I think the fact that you
can put a thought together and type it out is a triumph of random
chance over genetics.]
Learn to write real satire. -A cognizant bag of saltwater
[You're flattering yourself with
the cognizant part.]
I am offended. I read your column because I enjoy it. Don't
lump me into the primordial ooze of some of your readers. Especially
the jerks who say they are going to unsubscribe, who most likely
never do. -Cindy
[Okay, then, I'll lump you in
with the primordial ooze of readers who annoy me with stupid,
pointless comments who I then delete from the list.]
I wonder why I subscribe to your newsletter, and I wonder even
more as to why I actually comment on some of the articles. Can
you answer me that? Is our culture so low and self-deprecating,
that we'll actually ASK some jerk in a cubicle to insult our
intelligence and over-all quality as human beings? Why are any
of us subscribed? At least there'd be a reason if we were British,
but we're not. I don't get it. -Laura
[You're asking a complicated question,
Laura, and instead of wasting my time trying to give you a complicated
answer that you won't understand anyway, I've give you a simple
one. You are a moron. An idiot. An imbecile. You're a simple
machine for the conversion of real thought into cerebral diarrhea.
If you had more than a little sawdust milling about in that
thick skull of yours you'd know that the reason to read the
Follies is for spiritual, emotional and intellectual enlightenment.
And if you can't see that then you're just going through the
motions.]
We interact with other couples and select single men for mature
play. Are you interested in playing with us? -Bow Mistress Shelly
[I can't... Mrs. Fogie always
tells me how immature I am.]
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Although
Fualaau proposed to his former teacher last year after
she was released from her seven-and-a-half year prison
sentence on statutory rape charges, the infamous couple
have kept their wedding plans quiet — until they
filed an online registry.
