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Regarding
"Woman Accused of Giving Sherry Enema"...
I can't believe she got the ends mixed up. -Ken, Idaho
[Yeah... real "bummer".]
How ridiculous!!! Another example of Big Brother breathing
down our necks and butting into our personal lives. I highly
doubt this woman restrained her husband and forced him to let
her do this... something tells me it was a mutual agreement,
and they probably would not have done it had they known this
would happen. Why tell us we're adults and then refuse to treat
us like we are? -Leanna, WI
[Are you talking about the story
or my readers?]
Husband's Name Is Sherry?? He had it coming. -Libby
[Shirley, you jest.]
Scotch, my hubby's choice of enemas! -Yaya
[On the rocks?]
Did he ask her to do it? She may have been trying to make her
husband happy. An enema isn't exactly something you can force
on someone. -Gurl Troll, Lurking online behind you
[You haven't been to one of Knox's
Christmas parties, have you? Either way, the state probably
still considers her Public Enema #1.]
A fitting "end" to the life of an alcoholic. -Tallen
[Yeah, at least his "drunk
butt" died happy. (You guys really are on a roll w/ this
one.)]
Let me get this straight... If I want to avoid alcohol breath
and getting busted by my wife, this is the way to do it? -Paul,
MN
[Yep... Just turkey-baste a couple
of shots up your arse. (Once again, the Follies proves to be
educational.)]
This is actually really sad. -Ms. Wolfe
[Oh, the things we do for love...]
Regarding
"Mary Kay Letourneau and Former Student Set Wedding Date"...
Love is in the air! Pedohile Letourneau and her boy toy are
engaged, Cheating Charles and Nasty Camilla are engaged, what's
next? -Catdevil, Beautiful Northern Californi
[Well, Scott's headed to prison;
maybe he will find a new honey! As for Charles and Camilla,
aside from the fact they defiled their marital vows in their
previous marriages and caused grievous pain and anguish to their
spouses, children and families in order to fulfill their own
personal sexual desires, I think they are just peachy.]
Will Roman Polanksi be best man? -Doug
[And Jacko will be maid of honor.]
I gotta hand it to 'em.... Or, her at least - she went to prison
over her love for the guy, had two kids, and had her sentence
extended by contacting him before her parole was up... Her love's
prevailed over a lot... -Fliteman
[You say tomato... Love or mentally
ill pedophile, take your pick.]
I can't believe they registered! Is she also wearing white?
Bad taste. -Sheryl
[Well, she consulted Martha Stewart
first who said registering was "a good thing."]
No job for either, but the media will pay zillions for their
story. It is just another case of twisted justice. she rapes
him. repeatedly. produces two more kids. leaves her 4 kids behind
to crawl into bed with a 21 year old jobless loser. our cult
of personality sucks. -Gary
[It's cewl... by the time her
welfare benefits end for raising the kids, her social security
should kick in!]
Hallmark Movie with "happy" end?! This is one of
the weirdest "love stories " ever. The kid is all
grown up up and still wants to marry her. Either these two were
truly meant to be together, ruled by higher powers, or this
is the sickest twisted relationship of all time. I still can't
decide which. -Rhonda, Earth
[Put Michael Jackson as the adult
and your daughter as the 12 year old girl all grown up after
getting pregnant by Wacko Jacko twice. Still undecided?]
General
comments...
The Boston archdiocese said it was encouraged by its fundraising
drive which raised $10.85 million. I guess people will buy into
any corrupt religion. -Andy
[It's all thanks to a new rule
that requires parish priests to wear oven mitts within 10 feet
of an altar boy.]
Hey Fogie, Just got to say I love the column, and I've passed
it round to friends who also enjoy your witty banter. I think
deep down inside we all want a man to take control and tell
us what they really think, like you! So what are you doing Saturday
night? Feel like a trip down under? -Lauryn, Sydney, Australia
[Down under what? Your skirt?
Sorry, I'm not HazMat licensed.]
Were you aware of the brutal dogfights that draw thousands
of enthusiastic fans in Afghanistan? "Within minutes, the
winded, bleeding rivals had their jaws locked tightly on each
other's throats, growling and panting through clinched teeth."
Can you write an article about this and help in the fight against
such barbaric behavior? -Lance
[Barbaric, you say? On the other
hand, neither has a tattoo, takes illegal steroids or pulls
down $10.5 million a year.]
Everyone that writes to you is a dirty freakin' hippie. -Shawn
[I'll agree with that... thanks
for writing.]
Bush swore in his new Homeland Security chief and said "Stopping
Bin Laden is the greatest challenge of our day." Do you
think that's true? -Louise, Bluefield, WV
[Second only to the one threatening
social security.]
Amen brother! You're awesome! -Michele
[You see, readers, here is an
example of a concise, cogent email. The only mistake Michele
made here is not enclosing a pic of her boobs. Bad Michele,
bad!]
You have to give props to aviation adventurer Steve Fossett
who successfully flew non-stop around the world in 67 hours,
3 minutes. -Rose, Boise, ID
[Yeah, he shattered the previous
record of 73 hours, 16 minutes held by my luggage.]
Sorry for not paying attention when I signed up for the newsletter,
but could you tell me how often you send these out? Thanks.
-Jackie
[Sure, about as frequently as
you bathe.]
Are you following the Michael Jackson trial? Can you believe
that in his master bedroom on the wall above his bed was a rendering
of Leonardo da Vince's 'The Last Supper'? -Tracie
[Not the well-known one. This
one, dated much earlier, was painted at a Chuckie Cheese during
a celebration of Jesus' eighth birthday.]
You seemed to have a quick wit, it's too bad you waste it on
this kind of crap writing. With all the things wrong at this
time with the world, I am disappointed all you can come up with
our nasty comments and put downs. Don't bother sending me any
kind of insult, nothing you say could touch me anyway. But if
it makes you feel like a better person, go for it. -Dawn Marie
[I'm just adding chlorine to the
gene pool, saving the world one moron at a time.]
So, Martha's out! What do you think of that? -Mark
[She immediately contacted her
parole concierge and was officially checked into her halfway
mansion where she'll spend the next five months wearing a Harry
Winston-designed platinum ankle bracelet.]
I'm over the whole Charles-Parker Bowles wedding thing! And
apparently so is the rest of England! Nine formal objections
have been filed at the local registry offices in Chippenham
and Cirencester to the planned event. -Malcolm, London
[One of those was by the AKC which
seeks assurances that Camilla won't claim exclusive rights to
the name "King Charles Spaniel".]
Fogie, I just read that sales of Girl Scout cookies are down
5% due to the unusually stormy weather in Southern California.
I don't understand. -Trey
[Me either... especially with
the addition of "Martha Stewart Parole Peanut Butter-Pecan
Praline Clusters.]
I love seeing men drool over my high heels and stockings. Maybe
I have a Domme streak coming out! Check out my 36-25-37! -Carolina
Fox
[That's great... Now, tell me
what the numbers mean on "Lost" and I'll
really be impressed.]
Happy Valentine's Day, Fogie and Crew!! Happy Valentine's Day
to all you sexy Folliers!!! Be Mine, Valentine!! From my heart
to yours... I send you my love and kisses. *smile* Hugs -Cherokee
[Aw, that's very sweet... but
you are still gonna include nekkid pics, right?]
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