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Regarding
"Mary Kay Letourneau and Former Student Set Wedding Date"...
Maybe people will finally understand that "children"
of 12, 13, 14 or so can fall in love and can have full, consenting
sexual lives without damage or coercion. Of course, usually
this happens with a peer, not an older person. I think this
woman's only real sin was in cheating on her husband. The commitment
she made to him should have been honored. But surely this boy's
commitment to her and her willingness to face punishment without
forsaking her love is admirable. I wish them happiness. -Lydia
[So, I take it that if your 12
year old daughter were to fall in love with and have sex with
a 34 year old man, you'd approve? Or would you be a hypocrite
and demand that the man's testicles be cut off?]
I can't believe people are actually buying gifts for these
two. If you want to spend money, donate it to the four kids
she left behind without a thought who will need psychological
help after reading this garbage about their mom in the newspaper!!
How disgusting for people to call this love. This is NOT love.
Love waits. This is about a sick piece of shit woman who MOLESTED
a 12 year old boy, who became a father of two before he was
16! -Sweetly Emotional
[I'm with Rhonda from the last
issue... Sounds like a Hallmark movie to me.]
I don't understand the people out there who are giving this
woman sympathy. She preyed on a 12 year old child and messed
him up mentally and still won't leave him alone. Does he really
love her? Or does he even know his own mind thanks to her manipulation
of him when he was a child. -Asta
[What makes you think ANY male
knows his own mind when it comes to love and sex?]
SHE SERVED HER TIME! She's paid her debt. Leave her alone.
It's over! -Llyod
[Come on, over?!? She not only
raped this child physically but she also violated him emotionally.
This kid had a child at 13 with his 34 year old teacher, thus
destroying any hope of a normal adolescence. At 21, he has no
high school diploma, no job, no skills, two kids and is marrying
his rapist; there is little hope that he will grow up to be
a healthy, functional member of society. Over? This dysfunctional
adult hurt a child, handing him a dysfunctional life as well;
now they'll be together in one big dysfunctional family with
both having questionable, at best, parenting skills (just ask
the 4 kids she left for this mess), so their children will probably
end up dysfunctional as well. Over? Yeah, quite the freakin'
Brady Bunch we got goin' here.]
This woman shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children let
alone start popping out kids with her victim. -Buttercup
[While I agree with the sentiment,
something a tad more cerebral would've been great.]
They'll be on Jerry Springer in 2 years- Doug
[Making them the most famous couple
in the Felony Flats Trailer Park.]
The woman is a manipulative psychopath that abused her position
of authority as a teacher and sexually assaulted and abused
a minor. -Lily
[Gee, when you put it that way
it kinda turns me on.]
What would she do if, in the very near future, this were to
happen to her own daughter?????? I'll bet she wouldn't find
it a "love story"! -April, Michigan
["Ten is much too young to
start having sex, especially with a man who's 35. Wait until
you're 12!"]
Has anyone considered the POSSIBILITY that this 21 year old
and this 43 year old are in love? -Woody
[Why bring up details when we
all want to be outraged and ridicule them? Spoil sport!]
Regarding
"Let's Leave Some Little Hamster Magazines, Too"...
So, my dog WATCHES TV & barks at the animals he sees. -Mark,
Louisiana
[Mine's just the typical "drink
outta the toilet, lick his own and the cat's butts, then feast
on the contents of the litter box before giving me a big sloppy
wet kiss" kinda dog.]
A nice thought... It says a lot about the fellow if he went
to all the trouble to care for his pet like that though. Hats
off to him. -Ty
[Being that they're nocturnal,
I doubt the hamster appreciated the lights being on all that
much.]
What would we do without Fogie delivering the burning news
of the day? This story has zero on the newsworthy, cute or odd
front. -Peter
[Similar to the "Peter Personality
Profile".]
MISLEADING HEADLINE! INCOMPLETE STORY! "Let's Leave Some
Little Hamster Magazines Too"? So what about the magazines!?
-Laura
[Better Cages and Sawdust, Rodent's
Home Journal, Playmouse, and a Richard Gere fan mag.]
I thought bright lights and loud music was supposed to be torture!
Instead of being commended the pet owner should be jailed! Cruel,cruel,
cruel!! -Greg
[Well, we wouldn't want the little
fella to fall asleep at the wheel, would we?]
General
comments...
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to ban sales of junk food
in all California public schools. -Rosie
[Code name "Operation Last
Action Twinkie".]
out of curiosity, what was your SAT score? -Shelby
[Whatever yours was... multiply
by five. Unless you're from Alabama, then multiply by ten.]
Better be careful Fogie -- Limp Bizkit guitarist Fred Durst
is suing several web sites for posting a video of him having
sex with his girlfriend. -Sheila
[And removing any doubt as to
the genesis of the group's name.]
Hey Fogie, You always have an insult to give to all women who
write to you. Why don't you just admit that you are gay and
you only like guys? -Patty
[Dear Putty, the reason that 90
percent of the comments I publish are from women is because
90 percent of the comments I receive are from women. This would
lead any normal thinking person to conclude that the gross (and
I do mean gross) majority of subscribers who write in are women.
Which would further conclude that more dumb wenches are writing
in to be insulted than men. Do you have some self-esteem issues,
Putty?]
Hey Fogie What's the matter? Your mother never showed you enough
loving? Or maybe she showed you too much loving? Did she used
to beat you all the time? Is that why you your so hostile to
everyone? -James
[Of course, it could be that I
publish more comments from women because all of the comments
I receive from men are along the lines of this pinhead's plebeian
gibberish.]
Did you hear that the eight hundred and fifty sex abuse lawsuits
against California priests have been lumped geographically into
three consolidated cases labeled 'Clergy I,' Clergy II' and
'Clergy III'. LOL! -Janet
[Referred to by cynical court
personnel as "The Holy Trinity".]
There are occasions Fogie, that I agree with you 100%. This
PC crap has gone way too far. Some of these sex challenged wildebeests
hunt discrimination like it was an olympic event. I have even
had cause to berate such a female in my office when she inferred
that I had offensive material on my work computer. And to think
I had been considering giving her charity sex for Xmas. -Steve
[Do tell... and they haven't nominated
you for sainthood yet?]
You know wut? I like your coloumn. u give me good comebacks
i can use when me n my friend joke around. thanks buddy! u're
so kool. -Kaylyn
[And you're so illiterate.]
Looks like the Far East is catching up with Western values...
China's divorce rate rose 21% in 2004. -Todd
[Actually, most of the failed
unions were found to be extremely accurate knock-offs.]
Fogie, saw some news from your part of the country and it made
me think of you... Rangers rescued four hikers stranded in snow
in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. -Charlie
[Yeah, they were airlifted from
a deep gorge known locally as "Dolly's Cleavage".]
Do you follow baseball? How are my SF Giants going to do this
year? -Don
[The projected opening lineup
of the team is made up of players whose average age is 36. Thus,
I would look for:
Early-Bird double headers
Bats with arthritic grips
Designated physical therapist
RBI's that include player's PSA
No more showers... sitz baths.]
We have a new home with fireplace and jacuzzi in our bedroom,
we are ready to swing with a hot cpl, bi-fem.or str.male! mainly
looking for a sexy male... how about you Fogie? -Attractive
XXX Cpl
[It's the caricature on the home
page that makes me irresistible, isn't it?]
Always looking for discreet sexual affairs. -Chrissy
[By definition, isn't it kinda
tough to look for something discreet?]
Ever dreamed of making it with a fan Fogie? -Fanticy
[Based on what I know about most
of my readers, I'd call it more of a nightmare.]
If you are ever curious about the gay side, Fogie, let me know.
-Nevada Nude Dude
[And if you're ever curious about
having my foot up your arse, let me know.]
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