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Regarding
"Safe Porn"...
Fogie- because I'm sure you don't know this, the vast majority
of gay porn producers for years have required performers to
use condoms. -Lewis
[You're right... I would not know
this. But I'll ask Joe to corroborate your story.]
Fogie, Since you are an expert on porn and, I'd suspect, OSHA
rules, just what rules in the OSHA handbook applies to how people
have sex? I'm curious how the rules read. -Jeff, Alexandria,
IN
[Although we would all hope they
applied to plot lines, acting skills and background music, it
actually has to do with bio-hazards.]
What difference does it make what OSHA does to the porn industry.
They are all pretty boring, the men are unattractive and the
women are plastic and obviously faking! -Tammy
[Are you watching the TV or the
mirror?]
Regarding
"Austria Museum Lets Naked People in Free"...
This would be better than a nude beach at least for me... I
burn to easy. :-) -Deb
[And no sand to worry about in
those, er, hard-to-reach places.]
This is pragmatic; If someone comes in nude, I think I'd let
them in free as well. I mean, where do they put their money?
I wouldn't want to touch their money. -Gurl Troll
[Want to touch my monkey, then?]
This is what I like about Europe and why I married a Euro.
Sex and Nudity is not taboo with Euros. Very open minded and
kinky= lots of sexual pleasure. -John
[Plus, they don't shop at Walmart
or biggie size their Wendys orders.]
I love European men. If I'm lucky, maybe I'll snag one. -Chrissy
[Well, every dog has its day.]
Things like this right here are why Muslims think WE are degenerate!
-Crackle
[Dude, we ARE degenerate... Besides,
we can't all be special enough to be part of a religion that
thinks it's preferable for young men to have sex with boys than
to have premarital sex with women.]
Filthy sluts looking at nude art is not what I call awe-inspiring!
-Carl
[I don't know about awe-inspiring,
but it's at least a heckuva fantasy! You must be gay.]
Good thing its not in the midwest, imagine the the naked people.
-Gina
[*shiver*]
Regarding
"Why Do Men Have Nipples?"...
Men's nipples work. I have read several stories in the past
where men were able to lactate, so there must be mammary apparatus
installed. -Curtis
[Yeah, but we produce beer rather
than milk.]
y does sex stop after marriage?
y do women stay fat after having a baby?
y are there ugly women,
y do breasts have to sag?
how come women get that thing under their arms that sags.
how come there is no male birth control?
after millions of years of evolution, why are there still ugly
people? -Jacob
[Why do monkeys write to me?
Y r there people who substitute letters 4 actual words?
And, you ask, why are there still ugly people? Because your
parents reproduced.
And what makes you so sure that sex has actually stopped for
your wife?]
Why do batteries have a - & + terminals? -Brian
[To attach to your man nipples,
of course.]
So, we're all girls for a month? That's... interesting... -Don
[Don't worry, we realize that
something isn't right after a month and start to evolve. Well,
some of us.]
RE: Why do men have nipples... This is a cute little story
but it is not accurate. The writer adds that men don't have
mammary glands and it is here that a falacy is perpetuated.
In fact, men have mammary glands and men also are susceptible
to breast cancer as are women. The tissue is not as developed
as it may be in women, but none the less, mammmay glands are
clearly in both sexes. The reasons why men have mammary glands
and nipples lies in the embryonic origin of these structures
and their responsiveness to female hormones during development.
I suspect that an accurate answer is less interesting than may
be a glib and entertaining one. As Carl Sagan tried to teach,
real science can be much more interesting that pseudoscience
and myth. -Laura
[But not nearly as funny, as you
have so well proved.]
Regarding
"Desperate Teens Sell Themselves on EBay"...
IDIOTS!!!!! What the heck did they expect???? Did they think
they were going to get rich???? What a couple of idiots!!!!
Hard working, educated, experienced people all over America
are trying to find good paying jobs and these two clowns think
someone will pay big bucks for their labor??? LMAO!!!! Some
how i bet these morons thought they would get sex offers from
lonely house wives....maybe that is what they found with this
man in St. Joseph. LMAO!!!!! $246.50? You can make more than
that at McDonalds in 7 days. idiots... -Dan
[Yeppers. They should have tried
to auction something TRULY valuable like a Virgin Mary grilled
cheese sam'ich, ghost chains, french toast not eaten by Justin
Timberlake, or the world's longest french fry. THAT'S what brings
in the big bucks!]
This is a bad idea. Besides getting paid crap, doesn't this
seem really dangerous to anyone? I mean where are their parents?
Had I suggested I was going to "sell my services for a
week" on the internet, my parents would have laughed in
my face. It's asking for trouble. -Drema
[Out of curiosity, how much are
your "services"?]
Another Bush employment success! 7 days! 247 bucks! Welcome
to the Bush family's "new world order". -Blair
[Would you like fries with your
feudalism?]
Uhhh... Do you know if Wacko Jacko has an EBay account? -Shane
[The guys were 19, not 13.]
This is the generation that will be paying my Social Security?!?
I think I'd better open another IRA! -Victor, Olathe, KS
[Yeah... I bet whatever college
they're headed to is reexamining their enrollment criteria.]
12 yrs of self esteem based education probably from public
schools -- huge egos, little knowledge. -Charles
[Please, tell us more about yourself.]
Golden Palace.com -- They would have gotten more for advertising
something on their bodies when they go off to college. -Mara,
Holland Park, UK
[Hmmm... Hey, Chet! I've got an
idea!]
General
comments...
I've been noticing a disturbing trend in your reader comments,
a veritable explosion in vocabulary, which in itself isn't bad,
but all the new words pop up whenever you or Knox says them.
Just goes to show you that you can win people over by making
fun of them. -Chad
[If that were true I'd rule half
the world. I don't rule half the world, do I?]
You should talk more about strange sex stories! -Sarah
[Well, there was one story involving
a cucumber, a jar of honey, a chicken and some bungee cords,
but I have to exercise some discretion.]
Fogie: I start each and every workday with a cup of coffee
and your column. Keep up the great work. -Cari
[That's dedication above and beyond
the call, especially since we only publish about twice a month
lately.]
Fogie, did you see this crazy ass story? "MADRID - A man
tried to have his wife charged with domestic abuse because she
refused to have sex with him on five consecutive days. The man
from Seville said her refusals amounted to "degrading treatment"
and domestic abuse. The judge shelved the case." -Amy
[Interesting, but I was expecting
to read something about a crazy ass, like you promised. Maybe
somebody with three cheeks or something.]
Your site is very interesting. I am an international correspondent
from Montreal for a European TV show on RTL. We have to make
weird and unconventional reports. If you here about something
bizarre and interesting you can tell me on my e-mail. -Kathleen
[Try subscribing!]
Hey fogie, can i say F*%! $&!* %@!# in the reader comments
without being edited? -Curt
[Sure.]
wiccans are just fine. just because we practice witchcraft
and cast spells doesn't mean we're bad. have you even looked
into wicca before? -Trina
[Of course I have. I have a beautiful
wicca chair in my den. Oh, wait a minute...]
I DISAGREE WITH YOU! You are wrong! -Bill
[I agree.] |
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