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Regarding
Fogie's Folly - G.Dubbya & Gay Marriage...
I was once listening to an aunt and uncle talk about how horrible
the 'gay lifestyle' was. I asked them what this phrase meant
and they said, so help me, that everyone knew what that meant.
I used to be good friends with a gay couple, so I said, "Going
to work every day, saving money and eventually buying a house
and property. Paying taxes. Helping your retired parents by
doing yardwork and anything requiring younger muscles. That's
what 'A & B' do. Which part of this is bad?" They got
riled up, of course, and informed me that I didn't know what
I was talking about. One of their favorite ways of dismissing
those who don't agree with them. But... I said I knew gay people,
they admittedly didn't, so I was the only one of us with first
hand knowledge. This went around and around and we all ended
up raising our voices, I am sorry to say. I can't imagine using
someone's sexual practices to discriminate against them. That's
no else's business. (For those who think their god advocates
certain sexual practices, then let your god deal with these
people.) A lot of people need to remember that "by the
people and for the people" means ALL the people. -Emelesem
[Actually, it means all white,
straight, protestant, republican people.]
And why do fags speak with a lisp? -Xavier
[For the same reason they are
named Xavier and write to me.]
personally i think because of that they some low down dirty
trash that need to be taken out right away maybe they will make
it to heaven thats a big MAYBE -doug
[Is there a gibberish translator
in the house? I can't make head nor tail of that uber-babble
you flung onto my screen during your latest spasmodic seizure.
In the future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting
unsuspecting readers with a litany of misspellings, egregious
grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities. Now, do yourself
and everyone else a favor... take a fatal overdose of your medication.]
Our civilization already is in decline. And you want to promote
gay and lesbian "marriage" as a good thing?!? Please!
Why accentuate and accelerate the demise of our nation by not
just allowing, but encouraging, a lifestyle that goes against
majority social norms, irregardless of the religious arguments?
Granted I haven't found the right girl for me yet, but I'm not
going to turn to men just to not be alone! -Rodney
[Maybe you should find a girl
whose name doesn't end with ".jpg". And you never
know... maybe a man could fill your void, so to speak.]
Why is there even an argument for gay marriage? It is a sin
against God and an abomination against nature! -Carrie, Hamilton,
AL
[When the end of the world comes,
I hope to be in Alabama... because everything happens there
20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.]
Unsubscribe me now! I have put up with too many of your viewpoints
for too long. And while I can usually brush aside your infantile
ramblings, I cannot tolerate your attack of the leader of our
nation and the free world as he tries to inject a sense of morality
back into our country. Unlike the President you Democrats were
willing to call a leader five years ago! -Angela
[First of all, you are an idiot.
And secondly,... nah, that pretty much covers it.]
Regarding
"Austria Museum Lets Naked People in Free"...
Hitler was born in Austria, screw them and their stupid nude
exhibitions. -Tom, Groveport, OH
[And G. Dubbya was born here...
what's your point?]
I went to a nude beach in Italy. All I saw was fat guys in
speedos, and ugly, hairy women. The first woman I saw had jet-black
hair, milk-white skin, four kids, saggy boobs, and when she
raised her arms, it looked like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.
The only two 'fit' guys I saw on the beach were holding hands.
Much less impressive than I had imagined. -Leanne
[And now you've ruined it for
the rest of us.]
The two words you libs love the most -- FREE & NUDE! -Rick
[As opposed to con favs -- IMPOVERISHED
SERVITUDE & PURITANICAL.]
Gee, those Austrians are soooooo chic! Good God... ya wanna
go to the museum and see the trash that walks in naked??? You
think the good looking people are walking in naked??? You get
the stupid and the ugly showing up! -Shaun
[Kinda like my reader email.]
Can you have sex in the museum? I wonder if there is any penalty
for sitting on some bench inside the museum, taking in all the
beautiful sites and just making love with your partner. -Moe,
San Diego, CA
[Not if you call it "performance
art".]
Imagine if Hitler was naked. -Disturbed Reader
[Yeah, that's hot.]
Regarding
"Why Do Men Have Nipples?"...
Good thing men don't get pregnant, they'd be having contests
on who could shoot their breast milk the farthest... we know
they'd do this, they already do w/how far can you pee. -Jan
[Your email is an orgy of stultifying
cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence,
and an offense to all of good taste and decency. I like it.]
Trying to promote the whole Rove conspiracy by distracting
us with fluff pieces again I see. You libs will stop at nothing.
Deal with it! -Thomas
[You wouldn't know up from down
if you had three guesses.]
So men actually come from women! -Lauren
[Kinda screws up that whole Adam's
rib thing, huh?]
simple answer... men nipple=erogenous zone. men have similar
sensation there as well... its an erogenous zone. any male should
be able to tell women that. my male college professor clarified
that. i think he needed a girlfriend that week if u know what
i mean lol. -rachel n the oc
[No, I don't really know what
you mean... Perhaps if you sent nekkid pics the visual would
clear things up for us.]
So, can men breastfeed? -Kathy
[Every chance we get.]
It's God's way of saying if you had boobs, that's where they
would be. -Captain Jim, Baltimore, MD
[Dude, if men had boobs, we'd
never leave the house.]
When will America Lern? White people are jealous of Asians!
-J.Z.
[Probably when we lern to spell
"learn". Actually, you do have a point... I hate being
over five feet tall, possessing the ability to drive, not having
a camera around my neck 24/7 and drinking Merrow Yerrow.]
Regarding
"Desperate Teens Sell Themselves on EBay"...
Maybe it's just me, but aren't there better ways to make money
for college? -Snow Bunny, MI
[You mean like, uhm... being a
snow bunny for a sugar daddy?]
Here's an idea... you want to earn money? Try this new thing
& it's really starting to catch on everywhere. It's called
a job. Imagine that, you get paid for doing work. -Kaye, Mesa,
AZ
[I can't say that I'm crazy about
that concept. It'll never catch on.]
they're lucky I didn't win... so you need money for college?
you boys ever think about gay porn? -Psycho Sammy
[Would certainly make them really
appreciate that college education.. "You got a purty mouth
boy, can you squeal like a pig? Squeeeeaaal.... Squeeeeaaal!
Yeah, shake your money maker!"]
What's the difference between these two boys and two whores?
Think about it. -Antilles
[If I hafta 'splain it to you...]
How stupid! They are just asking for trouble with this stunt.
With all the sickos out there. If I was one of their parents
I'd take a week out of their ass!!! -Lady Lily, HI
[I'm still not sure that the winner
won't.]
General
comments...
Fogie, Here's the deal: No one but imbeciles buys any of the
worthless crap your rag is pushing, so you should be proud that
your pack of moronic subscribers has at least a scrap of common
sense. Tell your advertisers to bite you, and stay with the
acerbic criticism of a truly deranged American society, or risk
losing yet another loser from your list! -AJ
[Risk it? My whole goal is to
get enough of you mutants to unsubscribe so I can build a new
list with real people on it. So do me a favor.]
Okay.. I was going to unsubscribe, but your shorts seem bunched
up your butt to a depth I can't imagine lately. I took pity
and stayed with you instead. You may lick my boots now. -Mistress
Karen
[Hmmm... how clean are they?]
Hey! I love your newsletter! It keeps me from killing myself
each morning! -Terry
[Then you'll be sorry to hear
that I just deleted your email address from the list.]
Dear Fogie: Could it be the reason you publish so little is
because your readers are illiterate, cousin-loving sub-humans
and you can't bring yourself to write down to them? Just a thought
for you to ponder darling. I love you Fogie, and I'm yours for
the taking. Come to me and I will be your love slave. -Susan
[I'd love to! What works best
for you -- when hell freezes over or when monkeys fly outta
my butt?]
If they took the curse words away from you, you have a future
as a mime. Oh yes I forgot to you every one is a fag, idiot
or some other derogatory term. Try learning English you jerk.
Can you even reply to me without cussing or making a sexual
reference? -Moe
[I'll get back to you as soon
as I lower my expectations.]
i love when you write about politics. ive found very few that
are so impartial that they simply can simply state how it is
without worrying about stepping on anyones toes. Am i wrong
in assuming youre not a die-hard fan of any party? -Shelby
[You're joking, right? Right now
I'm a die-hard fan of you shutting the heck up until you have
something useful or entertaining to say... which means I should
hear from you in about... never.]
We don't swing or swap, but we enjoy sharing pics with other
couples. Are you interested in trading with us? -Blond 4 U 2
C
[Sure, we'll trade you a Sammy
Sosa rookie card for a Hank Aaron Top deck holograph card and
one to be named at a later date.] |
