NOTICE

Hello Folliers,

As you may have noticed, we're experiencing a targeted Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attack, which is causing significant complications when trying to log in to the members area. As of right now some members have access that appears normal, some have intermittent access, and some have no access at all. We are currently in the process of replacing our current servers with larger, faster and more secure ones.

A DDoS attack prevents access to a web site by its users. You can compare this to 500 people trying to enter a retail store through the same door at the exact same moment. This congestion prevents consistent and easy flow of traffic to the site. There has not been a breach of information.

A DDoS attack is a computer crime and violates Internet proper use policy as dictated by the Internet Architecture Board, and we are now working with the proper authorities. For this reason we are not able to share any additional details at this time.

More information about DDoS attacks can be found easily online with a quick Google or Wikipedia search.

We do consider this an attack on Fogie's Follies, but we're most disturbed at how this victimizes our community of readers. If you have specific questions please contact joe@fogiesfollies.com and we will get back to you as quickly as possible.

Thank you for your continued understanding,

Joe, Systems Manager
Folly Publishing

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